Ok so I normally don't do this sort of thing but I had a CRAZY dream last night and I need to post about it on the interwebs
Sorry if it sounds weird at points dreams are simply like that + I'm not very concise sometimes

So it starts with me getting in a car wreck. Don't know how; that's just how it starts. And logically, I am injured and very freaked out, so I suddenly know that an ambulance is coming soon (dreams work that way for me). And while I am bleeding and waiting for medical attention to be provided, I make the brilliant choice to go over to a nearby yard sale where some motorbikes are being sold. Keep in mind that I am still bleeding at this point. Just as I am about to pay for one, the seller notices that I am bleeding and screams at me. At this point, the ambulance arrived and I go "Oh yay, I can go to the hospital now!!" But I am greeted by the last fictional figure I expected to see in my slumber: Uncle Rico from Napoleon Dynamite. He was driving a racecar shaped like a yellow converse shoe. He then told me to get into this weird mech thing he had towed behind the converse car. I expected that he would just tow me along in the mech but alas; I had to pilot the machine. After I got into it, I received dream instant knowledge that it functioned off verbal commands. And so I was forced to scream directions and actions into a microphone while still bleeding profoundly.
Suddenly, the dream cuts to me still in the mech accompanying Uncle Rico in the shoe, but I am now injured and we are in front of a woodland mansion, yes like from Minecraft, about to confront Count Olaf from A series of Unfortunate Events.

Then my alarm woke me up and I was very confused. Honestly, that dream would be a good movie if it had made any logical sense.
Thanks for listening to my yap sesh, here's a random image I found funny

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