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A Tea Party in Canary
[Canary Town - 2/24/24 - The Daily Doggo]
Written by Breezey Draws
Today in the lovely town of Canary, Goose (the funky, chaos wreaking, yellow dog) decided to attend Canary's annual tea party. The tea party is known for its delicious snacks, fun games and, most importantly, its magical tea. Its tea, although it holds no actual magical properties, tastes incredibly delicious and people from all around visit once a year to take a sip. It takes approximately 9 months just for the leaves to grow and, once grown, it takes 3 months to brew. Needless to say, this event is an incredibly big deal.
But what does this have to do with Goose? That is just the thing, nobody has the slightest clue. And that's the strangest thing too. You would think that he would be there trying tea, enjoying a game, or eating snacks but, instead, he just stood there, seemingly lost in space. Several hosts and community members tried to speak with Goose but he refused to speak to anyone. Moose Trasheater, a reporter here at The Daily Doggo and a longtime mystery buff, decided to investigate. "[It] was like he was in a trance. Dead quiet, blank [stare], and disconnected from the world" They explained when asked about Goose's strange behavior.
He stayed there for about 6-7 hours before blinking, yawning, and leaving the venue. Some individuals told reporters that he said something before leaving but there is no confirmation of what exactly that was. Answers range from "I'm bored now" to "I'm hungry" but officials hope to question Goose again next time he is in town.
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