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soppy taxes<p>Sitting nearby a sheet full of numbers, Duskie trembled in fear.</p><p>“I… I…” Duskie was paralyzed. <em>Knight, Odio, what do I do!?</em></p><p><em>“hahahahahaha my era may have had this too but at least the king handled it.”</em></p><p><strong><em>“Such numbers… they are our undoing, our beginning and our end-”</em></strong></p><p>Straybow (aka Hibiscus) meowed to snap Duskie out of his fear-induced trance. “Let me fill it out” She signed.</p><p>Duskie passed the taxes sheet over to her. “Save me, Hibby.” His eyes were filled with broken tears. “Save me.”</p><p>Hibiscus looked over the taxes. "... There are computer programs that can handle these just by inputting the numbers." He signed. "Here, I'll input the numbers in."</p><p>Duskie watched as his boyfriend walked over to the computer and opened up DuckTax... only for DuckTax to crash and for a popup to appear, one saying "DuckTax is borked until further notice! Tax evasion is still illegal, don't do it."</p><p>Duskie's blood ran cold. Hibiscus merely just sighed. "Guess I will do these taxes myself." They signed, before picking up a pen and doing just that.</p><p>Duskie sat and stared, not moving or even blinking, as Hibby just perfectly did taxes like nothing.</p><p>(It's said he stared so long that the room looked like a bubble bath from all the foam that just. Was generated by him sitting there.)</p>trophy