- he/they
it feels like only yesterday that i last sheezed on this website. if you were following me then or you're newly following me now, howdy! let me deliver you the fresh and up-to-date scoop on who the hell this guy is:
- clark is twenty-eight years old.
- clark just started T this week. please clap for him. 👏
- clark is a self-employed commission artist.
- clark's hobbies these days include making breakfast tacos, using an exercise ball, listening to asmr, writing elaborate mother au fanfiction, and eating little green matcha mochis from trader joe's.
- when sheezy closed down, i was drawing mostly oc art. since then, i've become hopelessly lost in the mother 3 & earthbound sauce. most of my backlog uploads will probably be that stuff. 🌎🌻
- a bug is preventing me from updating my website links. for now i will put them down here, in this very discreet journal that probably only 2 or 3 people will see:
twitter: https://twitter.com/clarktozolt
tumblr: https://twothpaste.tumblr.com/
artfight: https://artfight.net/~clark
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👋 BASICS:
name/nickname: i'm clark!!!!
gender: nope
pronouns: he / they
age: twenty six of them
location: meandering around the produce section of a kansas city target
fun fact:
A man went to visit his 90 year old grandfather and while eating the breakfast of eggs and bacon prepared for him, he noticed a film-like substance on his plate. So he says, "Grandfather, are these plates clean?" His grandfather replies, "Those plates are as clean as cold water can get them, so go on and finish your meal."
That afternoon, while eating the hamburgers his grandfather made for lunch, he noticed many little black specks around the edge of his plate so again he asked, "Grandfather are you sure these plates are clean?" Without looking up from his burger, the grandfather says, "I told you those dishes are as clean as cold water can get them, now don't ask me about it anymore."
Well, later that day, they were on their way out to get dinner. As he was leaving the house, grandfather's dog who was lying on the floor started to growl and would not let him pass. "Grandfather, your dog won't let me out." Without diverting his attention from the football game he was watching, his grandfather shouted, "Coldwater, get out of the way!"
hobbies/interests:
microbead pillows, arby's roast beef slider, the color yellow, an eclectic range of electronic music, dog breeds, characters of the original variety, competitive pokemon, mother 3, matcha boba tea with almond milk, going for a walk, if i don't make fun of dick cheney at least once a day i'll die.
dream job:
i draw a picture. an artwork, perhaps. a stranger then slips me two hundred dollars under my bedroom door.
:joggers: ART:
favorite medium:
paint tool sai
favorite subjects:
my own characters, characters that aren't mine but i have scrombled them thoroughly nonetheless, funny little cats and dogs, electronics with buttons and wires, buildings but janky, pokemon, hands, facial expressions.
favorite artists/inspiration:
VVV this shit, my friends, lauren bousfield's entire discography.
piece you're the most proud of:
VVV this one
how long have you been creating:
once when i was like 4 my parents caught me drawing 500 bambis, like bambi the deer, from disney, bambis, all over the walls of the house with crayons.
how did you learn:
a hearty blend of independence, art school, and sonic the hedgehog fancomics at age 11.
how long does it usually take you to make something:
idk, maybe one day, maybe one week, maybe one month, i fuck around and i find out.
what's the big project you haven't got around to yet:
as soon as i sort out my repetitive strain injury it's all over for y'all, i say, running my gnarled hands over Code Cleanser's handful of finished pages.
🍩 TAG:
Tag five people: no thanks but if you wanna do it go ahead and yoink it from me.
Blank meme: https://docs.google.com/document/d/17KwCZ--_fNcovJi6xYqBgvUYOiFkwS4ihGtRoqC3ny0/
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