this is my player character in rdo 💖💖💖 he has 2 horses named keebler and florence crab and they lez out i think. also a donkey named twenty ounce pippin but he comes and goes. he's just a silly little guy (70+ year old man imbued with magical whimsy) who loves to pick flowers and berries and braid them into his horsies' hair

btw. cowpoke supper recipe in game: 3 stringy meats, 3 bread rolls, and 1 kentucky bourbon
also click here to see what he looks like in game. its so silly.