Daphne, no!

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It’s worth noting (heh) that neither Daphne nor Brad are in high school, they’re both grown-ass adults. 

Brad is basically that guy in your hometown that kept wearing his letter jacket long after the glory days were over, working a day job at his dad’s salt lick dealership.

And Daphne is barely literate, but that’s a whole other can of worms.