This message is for all you STUPID FUCKING TROLLS and haters saying inane and hurtful things about KAZOOS. Well guess what, THEY RULE HARDER THAN YOU, DIPSHITS. You don't fucking know anything about this instrument, IDIOTS. [inhales] Quite frankly, QUITE FRANKLY I just think you're jealous ass haters cuz you couldn't even pull off this tune this sound. If you couldn't even, you couldn't even play a kazoo if your lifes depended on it because you know what, it's CLASS, and class is for MEN and swag is for BOYS, but you wouldn't know shit about that, FUCKING HATERS. This kazoo is for what cool people play, and YOU CAN'T FIGURE IT OUT. You sit there on your fucking pulpits and you say bullshit about it but guess what it's just an instrument and you're NOT EVEN COOL ENOUGH to play it, so next time you THINK BEFORE YOU DO TROLLING.
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I'd implore you to do a little bit of THINKING if that's even possible for you, to THINK before you do fucking hating on kazoos. [hhhhh] They're just an instrument and you're just a STUPIT SWAG IDIOT. You think swag is so cool well guess what it's for CHOIRBOYS and class is for PAPAS. THIS IS CLASS. That's all I got to say to you stupid ass HATERS and bullshit bully TROLLS. You don't know SHIT, you don't know MUSIC, you don't know anything about this world if you keep saying BULLSHIT JOKES. [sniffs] I know you're just trying to be stupid and ass funny and IT'S NOT FUCKING FUNNY. Get the fuck out if you're gonna keep saying this bullshit keep spouting it out of your stupid ass mouths that probably aren't even fanged. LISTEN, BACK OFF IDIOTS. You don't know shit, you with your stupid swag. You don't know shit and I DAAARE YOU TO SAY ONE MORE FUCKING JOKE AND I'LL BITE YOUR THROAT NECK. Anyway that's it haters, see you later fucking idiots 🖕🖕