The more I looked at my original version of this, the more I hated it. So here is version 2.0. Not sure why I am on an Aslan kick lately. Maybe because it is getting close to Christmas?

For those who think I should have made Satan some kind of monster with horns and scaly red skin or something? Well, the Bible specifically warns against that in multiple places. Paul warns the Corinthians that Satan will appear as an angel of light. Ezekiel mentions multiple times that Satan is beautiful.