(Originally drawn April 2023)

I've got 8 bits of bouncing beats
Just behind my back
You've just gotta fiddle with the cart
'Til the screen ain't black
I've got a PHD in the VRC
I'll rock your MMC5, N106 and FM8
Now punch in Up, Up, Down, Down
Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A, Start
But I don't have to tell you
It should be down to an art