back in quarantine i was one if the millions that played among us with friends and the big trend at the time was making crew-sonas.

my whole schtick was willful ignorange (which is just a nicer way of saying i was too dumb to play the game and used that to lie better) so my guy was this purple idiot who was just on the ship to have a good time and didn't even know people were being killed...or they were the one killing people.