GREETINGS, EVERYONE!

I AM MERN, THE GREAT WIZARD OF SHEEZY! I SHALL NOW LIST SOME THINGS ABOUT MYSELF.

- I RESIDE IN A VERY... VERY TALL TOWER.

- MY PAST TIMES INCLUDE READING, POTION BREWING, AND PRACTICING SPELLS.

- APPERENTLY, I AM PRETTY WELL KNOWN HERE.

- I AM ALWAYS OPEN TO HEROES WHO NEED HELP. I DON'T SERVE VILLANS. GO SEE MY BROTHER MERP IS YOU'RE A VILLAIN.

- I LIKE THE COLORS OF PURPLE (OR VIOLET) AND GOLD!

FEEL FREE TO STAY HERE FOR AS LONG AS YOU NEED TO, TRAVELERS!