meet sally sparkledog! very popular fashionista/internet artist personality! she says she loves old 2000s stuff and that nothing will be ever as good again to get people to buy her overpriced nostalgic merch.... kinda acts like a nostalgic baby boomer actually!

also don't mind that she says stuff about plur and then yells at the barista for getting her order wrong and then harasses the barista online for social media likes!