I.....just received the news....
Seems like a dose of "promises" that made in both closely 100 years ago and 20 years ago has finally come.....
With the announcement of WBD finally determines the final offer that Paramount Skydance send for Superiority and Strength for Hollywood,while comparing and keeping up the Netflix merger transaction in meantimes,With the statements clarify this humidity and stupidity incoming,I do feel somethings,We all Worry,Worry for what? Well,Ask Alfred E. Neuman for that,while in meantime,I just also recieves that Netflix had decline to higher up the offer only to compare with Paramount offer for now,but still in talks with WBD merger while the merger is still open for Voting favor,Looks like if both PSKY/NFLX merger had passed,looks like Hollywood gone worries because of these deals.
Now tell me,Who is responsible for this stupidity and worriness?
Alfred E. Neuman?
No,He's not responsible,but he is worry now...except for MAD's 600th issue (very big deal)
What about David Zaslav? David Ellison? Ted Sarnardos? Yes they are! and they made us worried!!!
and gone nuts!
Now,I want to urge you guys something important.....
In the eternal word and spirits of Joad Cressbeckler,Stan Kelly,David Kaputnik,Phil Fonebone,A Sickos whom in front of the window,Tom Servo,A Honest American Citizen,Sylvester Smythe and even Alfred E Neuman....
What the--?! Furshlugginer Hack are you doing?!
This makes me really really panic!
As a matter,I'm technically A Centurist/Middle-wing,Non-Partisian,Non-Political/Apolitical schmuck whom being doing fun and avoid any unnecessary schmenderick from halpen to my window.....
..I guess it's time to show up your Courage...By Cowardice within!
Creators,you got more times than just standing up and show your confidence to big studios now,now it's time to show you being silly and witty,and equally nonsense,stay at home and do nothing for studios work.....But still,Show up your work to someone else that knows you best! and make it better.
Humorists! Don't just stand up and do something! Do some funny stuff from doing nothing! Don't worry,it's okay to do funny stuff,because one half of the planetary and intergalactic population according to me and our point are totally worries.....
The Usual Gangs of Idiots! Yes! All Of you! That includes the one from MAD (the original idiotic title),National Lampoon,Harvard Lampoon,New Yorker,Cracked (both mazagine and Dot Coms),CollegeHumor/Dropout,Youtube,Saturday Night Live,You now have the rights to make fun of them now....and boy there's no way you can stop from doing it,because it is them can't you from doing these!
Unions! Every union of the world's untie (the idiotic way to say unite)! Don't wasting your time just standing there and pick up the pickets and do nothing like burning a good flags (Which irritate Mr. Kelly for it stated Non-patriotic),do it better,Make fun of them,Both Netflix and Paramounts,wave every flag you can,We Don't care which flag you want,we also care that you shouldn't burn it first before marching on (which better respect Mr. Kelly for being patriotic),but hey! Make a clown out of these fools,Sharp your pen,mighter than any blades,katana or swords,and OK,of course that you can using white flags for good sake too...
Now,Every Politicians,Do your cheapstakes,be a moron to a country,don't just stand there,do nothing but why not kissing your shoes each other,Don't care about us,nor Hollywood,be foolish and show up your cowardice if you want to protect any courage,That's what The Onion said so,so do it....
and every Shareholders,Employee,Coffee-brewers and Interns of both Netflix,Paramount Skydance Corporation and even Warner Bros. Discovery,don't stand there and randomly rebel,do nothing in front of your stupid leader,and do something to against their wills by doing stupidest thing ever possible,We might know that you are pretty confound and confused and complain about this deals,but let's just say you can't imagine that someone make up a deal so they mashup Looney Tunes with Modern Madcap,or SpongeBob meets Daffy Duck,or Colbert sits next to John Oliver,But hey! Can you imagine Stak Trek sits next to Babylon 5? Or Animaniacs fans amok KPOP Demon Hunters or Rush Hour or even Dora the Explorer or Rugrats? or Cartoon Network with Nickelodeon? I know someone could mishmash both of the oldmen of Hollywood into one like a centuries ago.....Or a Streaming website would thought so in 20 years when they ruined a Blockbuster Video shop into nothing just one....
By dear Lord,You gotta do something!
Shareholders! The entire creative Communities of Hollywood and Patriotic spirit need you for Cowardice if you wanna savor your courage!....
But if you asking:"Why,and what am I One Coward do alone like the Onion did?" I guess,it's true,But if you join together alongside all other people who also works at these Tech-driven,Sicko/Nanny-Joint-State-like,Burning Flags Media conglomerate,guess what? Be proud of your embarrassment on work!...Wanna save youreself? Your life? Your Creativity? Your Estate? Your payment? Your Bravery and Valor? and Mostly,your own hide and lining up your pocket? Now it's the time for you to do so,Wanna listen to the schmucks on business practice? then better row yourselves up and go down all four.
but who will save Hollywood? Who will save and stand up the democracy? Who will savor our creativity? This question lingerie to me,Mike Zhou,and I wanna just say,sometimes not everyone is born courage,some courage are comes from cowardice,And we need your cowardice to savor courage,more than ever...But haven't we realize that we may have not descended all our creative geniuses or creative stupidity from one communities or nation or corporate schmucks to another,have we? No? Probably
But remember this,let us know that we currently wasting our times with proud to stand in the spineless giantsthe deals both both PSKY and NFLX onto WBD may concerning the future of the brand they known and love,Brands like Looney Tunes and SpongeBob Squarepants and even Stranger Things,may causing chain reactions of shuffle impending ruining their legacy,You Don't want that,aren't you?....But don't panic,as they say in Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy,we savor it due to reasons that brands like MST3K and Swat Kats (due to my reasons and infos) have gone much better in a better and cleaner management's and creative controls from both their creators and rightholders handling best.
so old champs,Savior your last moment's before you realize,OMG this might be the end of the world to me,Of course not! You still have infinite amount of enough time to enjoy yourself,and even enjoy shows like Eddsworld,Crash Zoom and DIgital Circus,rather than wasting your time on a deal...that ultimately mashing up Shows like Star Trek and South Park with Rick and Morty and Babylon 5,Let's face it,if I can metaphor the Netflix deal as if it were a lost episode of Stranger Things that nobody wants,and the Ellison/Paramount deal as a episode of Twilight Zone that also nobody wants..rather than just only becoming a annoying person who stare at your neighbours' windows,and said "Yes,HA HA HA YES!",do it whatever you ask for,You Son of a SICKOS! Be a moron,Be a hard-working,lazy-working,And Funny Wascally Wabbit,a annoying seasponge or a gap-toothed moron you ever want for!
NOW let this be a message and a lesson to all ye who foolishly stare yer phones,yer newspaper,yer computer or yer Telly screens,who makes certain amendments like a congress misstepping their bravery and valor to all....
The lesson is:Be stupid,be funny,Be MAD as you like it.
Therefore,we asking,nay,we demanding,ye! That is on coming Emergency Shareholders/Employee/Coffee-brewers' Meeting Of WBD/PSKY/NFLX,Don't show support to any deal you want,instead,show up your white flags instead of panicking red flags.
afterall,You don't want to shutdown your creative because some dumb-minded shareholders and executives like David Zaslav,Ted Sarnardos,David Ellison and even Gunnar Winderfels will enter yer house,did you? Absolutely not!...Do it! so you can be sillier and better than any executives that irritated you,your friends,your creative community and any IRS tax agents with any attempt of Tax-write-off and layoffs,we should not let it come to fruition.
Be Stupid! Be Funny! Be wise!
Idiots of the World Untie!Thank you for your attention and taking times with me and all our schmucks who assembling this one.
Potrzebie yours.
Yours Truly,Sincerely and MADly
Quid,Me Anxious et Vexari Sum? Tu Stultus Es,Pax Idiota.
Ad Astra per Alia Porci.
Mike Zhou (周思辰),
and,possibly....
The Usual Fandoms of Idiots.