furry certification agency threatened to take away my license if i didn't report that "i'm ouppy" which feels like some form of sexual harassment but i'm not exactly in a position to combat the conduct of a state run entity.

i hate being around dogs irl (they are loud, smell bad, and are too desperate for affection. and no i will have my mind changed by your 90lbs Labrador climbing on my 5'4" body and "play biting me" Go Away) but i do identify with chihuahuas and pit bulls a lot, they represent the same strain of americana poverty neuroticism strain i possess.

also propaganda that brindle is a top tier coat pattern, it makes me mad that irl it has a "ugly stray/fighting dog" reputation when it is up there with tabby/okapi stripes, counter shading and roaned white for my all time favorite animal colorations.