(2024) MORE PLAINVILLE! Lets cut 2 the chase..

SALVADOR SELLSALOT: A garishly-dressed salesman who's endorsed countless products over the years owing to his incredibly forceful yet effective strategies. Talks very fast and is VERY pushy. Sylvia's right-hand man.

SYLVIA MONO: An incredibly domineering, strict, bossy radio personality who owns a media conglomerate. Wants everyone in the world to know their name and has lengthy plans of world domination. Has little respect for anyone besides themselves and Salvador.

MAXWELL MAXMILLION: A zany cartoonist who has a lot of ideas, but a frighteningly low sense of self-restriction. He has no idea how to dial it back, and is apathetic at best when his plans become dangerous for other people.

SHELBY CASTILLO: A vain actress who's been in a ton of movies and always manages to drum up controversy for the sake of media attention wherever she goes. Loves the color pink, her husband Maxwell, and expensive-looking things of little substance.

LARRY CASTILLO: A racecar driver who suffers from a family curse that brings bad luck for everyone he's around, but not himself. Acts like your typical absent-minded sports jock, and cares very little when his curse ends up creating major trouble for the people surrounding him. He's also Shelby's little brother - but she tries to pretend he doesn't exist.

TRUDY TAYZARR: A reclusive and nerdy overzealous tech genius who uses her power for the most cartoonish evil imaginable, inventing rayguns and evil robots for her own amusement. Has a mountain of lawsuits and labor violations surrounding her name, so she doesn't leave the house much. Hides her social awkwardness behind her villainous theatrics.