its classic DA to do these types of thangs if i dont do at least one i'm gonna be shot out of a cannon at a brick wall from like a foot away. and i have an appointment tomorrow so i cant have that happen
off topic are replies broken for anyone else...girl help....i want to view replies girl help....

erm anyway. deleted ones i wasn't interested in answering bc im #twisted

Name: uhhhh pick your poison. pipes is the one ive been plastering all over my profiles recently but i go by a lot. eddie is my Name name but i don't usually prefer to be called it by strangers.

Gender: pulls out all your hair and glues 1 single strand back onto the top of your head so you look like a cartoon baby. hi cartoon baby

Sexuality: are you a lesbin? are you a masc4masc lesbian?

Height: uhhh 5'7 or 5'8 or something but scoliosis says 3 feet so i can hunch over the side of a building like a gargoyle

Relationship status: single and NOT ready to mingle im gaming

Favorite colors: despite my boring ass profile its actually sunshine yellow lol but warm greens are a close second

Favorite songs: ermmm of all time is probably 'said the spider to the fly' by the paper chase, but i've been thanging my thing to 'i did a terrible thing' also by the paper chase. 'sat by a tree' by dan deacon is also a fav. the funny answer is 'love' by passenger of shit because i need to have the worst music taste in the room apparently, septic facial is also up there in terms of POS songs. but the real answer is 'whatever currently reminds me most of my ocs'

Favorite birds: i've always thought vultures in general were very Gender...very butchly birds to me. should make a vulture sona. perhaps a basic answer but also pigeons...they resonate with me i think

Favorite animals: cephalopods in general but my favourite of them all is the giant pacific octopus! how intelligent they are always gets to me. seeing them play...im too soft. i will cry. sperm whales too, for some reason just seeing those videos of people out in the blue, nothing else in the water around them, but you can hear the sperm whale clicks from way down below. thought that was the coolest thing ever and they've stuck with me as a fav ever since.
bats have also always resonated with me for #MENTAL ILLNESS reasons so i wont get into it...and ofc domestic cats. i was a warriors kid what can i say

Favorite time of day: early morning hours! like, the night time morning hours, 1-4. wish it wasn't so dangerous to go out at those times since it just feels nicer. also kind of not practical to be up at those times...all the time lol

Favorite season: i have beef with basically every season lol but probably autumn? the joints in one of my hands hurt in the cold and i get sick in the heat (plus im always tense in bushfire season lol) so autumn is the best balance. spring makes me sneeze :[

Favorite fruits: red grapes!! but raspberries are a close second. i like how bananas taste but theyre a sensory nightmare to eat normally for me. why do you feel fluffy...stop being so soft...auuhg!!!

Favorite flowers: basic bitch answer but sunflowers lol

Favorite emoji(s): ps1cryer

Favorite hobbies: writing! i like drawing a lot as a relaxing thing i don't take too seriously but writing is definitely what i'm most passionate about. it's very tonally different from my drawings though and im way more shy about sharing it, especially since a lot of it tends to be about characters i just. don't post about publicly ;_; a funny fact about me is i've written multiple completed edited pieces of writing ive just never posted, and 1 drafted thing that could probably be it's own novel at this point...i be out here doing this shit for me and me only cause im too scared to show anyone OTL it's all of humies anyway and i always worry that might be boring to some people. hence why i never post my humies...locked in humie jail, as it were. alas. or you could even say...condemned to eternity inside saran-wrapped brownie pan

Favorite weather: RAIN i love to become wet like my favourite beast the crocodile

Name of your crush: my beautiful wife hydra splatling who won't be getting a second kit until the next sizzle season and it'll be ass probably which i am completely fine with crawling into a furnace as i speak

Introvert or extrovert: guess kicks my hair twirls my feet

Looks or personality: personality obviously but i think it would be very funny if a funny lookin fella like me was gonna get snooty about looks

Homesick or traveler: homesick lol, the only times i really travelled as a kid was to hospitals out of state so i think now i just hate travelling bc of that ;_;

Woods or city: woods i guess? i've never like, lived by the woods or anything but im assuming this is rural vs city. honestly from my few stays in cities i think i'd explode than live in one sorry boys

Tv or youtube: youtube because i get to pick whatever i want :] the tellyvision doesn't let me pick whatever i want...i mean unless it's a streaming service i guess but if you think im paying for those. lol. lmao, even

Phone or computer: computer because my big handsome yuri hands always press the wrong fuarking thing and take me to hot singles in my area girl i dont care...im gaming girl i dont have time for this... i have videos games matches to lose...