read here: https://www.royalroad.com/fiction/136114/our-deities-of-dreadful-ineptitude

ODODI is a comedy-tragedy-fantasy blah blah blah about Aryon Hastor, a monster hunter that wants nothing but expendable income and to keep her 'days since last shadow demon attack counter' at zero.

Of course, the shadow demon does indeed come along - but Ari finds it a little strange. What does Grim, a universe-travelling soul-eating sadistic all powerful gremlin need with the hourglass necklace that gives Ari her sadly nerfed for balance reality-bending powers?

Only too late does she realize that there are much bigger forces holding her and the demon's strings. Interdimensional space rats are invading the country and want to mine up the fundamental elements of reality itself to murder some god they're unhappy with. With the looming shadow of Grim at her back and the capital's big guns dead and buried, why oh why, does she have to be the one to play pest control?

detailed gore, bad jokes, dark jokes, and copious profanity :D

Inspired by: He Who Fights With Monsters, works of Peter Watts, works of Liam Vickers, and copious amounts of cringey crap that I won't be sharing so as to spare your ears.

'acclaim' for ODODI

"As a friend of yours, I must say that I am utterly appalled at the amount of quality content here. This is not what I signed up for. I did not know I was waiving my right, to be involving in a dumpster fire. There was no two week notice, there was no good sportsmanship, and there was certainly no queen of england. I am formally resigning from making this website [and story] worse, and I hope you take this seriously.

"Die in a purely metaphysical space where heat doesn't exist,"
- idi0cy

ODODI is the new title of my writing project, previously CoA (Chronicles of the Aethein) which turned out to be an absolute SEO nightmare. If you just go and search up 'Chronicles of the Aeth' or 'Chronicles of Aeth' you get like five bajillion generic fantasy books (no shade to the authors ofc). So yeah, this was long overdue. Also, new cover. Rebranding all round!

https://www.royalroad.com/fiction/136114/our-deities-of-dreadful-ineptitude