i retired my old agents because it felt like their personal arcs were done, but ive been getting back into splatoon, so on a fuckin lark i wanted some new guys who were mean and strange and 25 years old quaterlife crisis minimum wage 100 yard stare. but MORE IMPORTANTLY, butch. and thus, my beloved little freaks were born.

*gripping your shoulders* i need you to understand just how much i have worms about them.

their names are Hunter (3) and Tanner (8). which you wouldn't have known until a whole post limit cycle from now. Hunter is a high school nickname, and Tanner named herself after family occupation *thumbs up*

(as an addendum, 8 has ended up more of a girl who can do both... i just love a girl short hair, mean personality, pencil skirt. sorry. but also good for her)