I think I've tailored my profile enough to give people the impression that I am unhinged (and I am! Be afraid!)

Welcome and nice to meet ya, the name's Stark!

THE RUNDOWN:
name/nickname: Sergeant Stark, Stark, a bunch of misspellings of the word "Stark"
gender: Woman (of the cis variety); believe it or not people routinely mistake me for anything but female
pronouns: She/Her
age: 26
location: not today, government spies
fun fact: I'm in your walls!
hobbies/interests: too many to list, I wish I was joking
dream job: becoming an Animal Rehabilitator for Wild and Domestic species, or a DNR Officer. Currently employed as an Animal Caretaker/Kennel Attendant at an animal shelter. If all else fails, go Stardewcore and become farmer

Rather than bore you with things that don't matter, I'll include some actual nice tidbits below:

• Art's just a hobby of mine, nothing I wish to be serious about. I am still learning and criticism/help is appreciated!
• I just started learning how to use Paint Tool Sai 2 (ty Reffie) after using Krita for ages
• Horror and Occult (specifically cosmic horror) content is my jam
• I'm really good at handling/raising birds, especially poultry (look at all those C H I C K E N S)
• I have the best experience with drawing dragons and other big ol' monsters but I'll try anything for the most part
• robots are based and I will draw those too; we need more mecha/bot artists in the world there simply aren't enough
• occasionally I write! I usually just stick to Google Docs for any of it lol
• I like too many things to narrow down super easily, but if you want some favorites, my favorite game is Hyper Light Drifter, my favorite book (series) is The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, my favorite movie is Labyrinth, my favorite band/musician is stuck between MUSE and Caravan Palace, and my favorite animal is a pangolin!

TL;DR: no! you get none!
If you ever have any other questions, you're more than welcome to reach out, unless you're a CIA agent
Anyway, good to meet y'all, this site is pretty cool, and I'll see ya around!!