U: WHY?! Dude, out of every bloody planet, you should know how much our orbit suck! Nobody ever remembers I exist, mate, and you went bonkers from extreme lonliness! If X wins, I could get to be the new Saturn and you'd....probably be smart again or something!
N: Hmmm....yeah that sounds pretty cool! Pretty bad deal for the others though...
U: Pffft! What have the other planets ever done for me? Other than laugh at my name??
N: Aaaaah, gotcha, gotcha....So this is revenge?
U: What?? No I...I didn't say anything about-
N: Revenge is laaaaaaaaame! When you get bored of it, come join us, okay "mate"?

-- Neptune and Uranus, "The Battle Of Planet X - Part 2"

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