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DITHERING
FOREVER
I want to frack
ing yeet myself off a cliff /j
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The Skydads and the Snake CentaursIt was imminent- The Skydad menaces were arriving on the lands belonging to the clan of the Snake Centaurs. They were prepared to unanimously make the conversion of the Snake Centaurs to their god system mandatory as they had premeditated for years. They were going to strike. So, the Skydads hopped on the shores of the Snake Centaur island, capturing prisoners and running fast toward their government buildings, massacring hundreds along the way. They then entered one of the buildings, and there, they saw many writhing Snake Centaurs on the ground, slithering and deliberating about something. Not knowing Snake Centaur, they went on their way to the center of the government building, only stunning the natives they found, until they found a triangle at the center. Inside of this triangle was a massive Snake centaur, staring at the Skydads with eyes of fire. They pointed guns at it. “We demand you citizens abstain from your practices of belief and adhere to the dreams of our holy Skyper Lonk,” they said, “Or we will end you.” The triangle busted open as the large snake centaur approached the Skydads and smacked the guns out of their strange, birdlike hands… or were they feet? Then, the centaur summoned Thunder. Lightning. Things nothing could control. And then, a godly figure descended from above the roof onto the back of fifteen Skydads. “You have severely disappointed your Yeepster June,” the godly figure stated. “Should my summoning show that your belief in Skyper Lonk has been refuted by Queen Sssssssssss here?” Yeepster June continued, staring at the Skydads. “I am the ONLY god.” “You have done many horrific things. This might just be the last horrible thing onto your conscience before death,” Yeepster June finished. Then, it consumed the Skydads before floating back through the room. Queen Sssssssssss smiled, and thought about how to deal with the massacre that just occurred.gif