Poor Simba is tryna pull an Alex the Lion on a tasty-looking fawn, only to be lectured by a white whiney nerd with PETA propaganda. And man... You know where it's aching. Well, not a king, but three "soon-to-be-one" of them.

Little do they know is that if Simba does end up eating Bambi, all of them will simply vanish into oblivion. Because we all know that Bambi is the source of the universe, and time itself.