Pepe Le Pew and Bullwinkle.
OUR STORY BEGINS HERE... IN PEPE LE PEW'S APARTMENT. WHEN PEPE LE PEW WAS WRITING IN HIS POEM... HE WAS ALSO CREATING ART ON HIS COMPUTER.
PEPE - Ah, L'amour is in ze Air... I cannot wait to write Ze Poem... But... What Poem should I Write?
PEPE LE PEW TRIES TO THINK OF THE POEM... HE THOUGHT AND THOUGHT FOR A MOMENT, BUT HE COULD NOT THINK OF THE POEM.
PEPE - (Sighs) Sacre Bleu, I Could Not zink of ze Poem. hmm... Perhaps I should Pace for a Moment.
PEPE LE PEW STARTED PACING BACK AND FORTH... FOR A LONG TIME, BUT HE COULD NOT THINK OF THE POEM.
PEPE - (Sighs) I still could NOT zink of ze Poem... Perhaps if I stand on my Head, It will help me Zink of ze POEM.
PEPE LE PEW STOOD ON HIS HEAD FOR A LONG TIME. BUT HE COULD NOT THINK OF THE POEM.
PEPE - (sighs) it does not Work.... Perhaps If I poured ze Water over my Head, It will help me to zink of ze Poem.
PEPE LE PEW POURED WATER OVER HIS HEAD, BUT HE STILL COULD NOT THINK OF THE POEM. And Pepe Le Pew is almost getting worse.
PEPE - (sighs) ugh... Bon Sang! Zis is Really Frustrating... Perhaps If I bang my head against ze Wall, It will help me to Zink of ze Poem.
PEPE LE PEW BANGED HIS HEAD AGAINST THE WALL, BUT HE STILL COULD NOT THINK OF THE POEM. NOW PEPE LE PEW IS WORN OUT.
PEPE - Sacre Bleu! I am all worn out... I am exhausted... I could not zink of ze Story. I need to rest for a Bit.
BEFORE PEPE LE PEW CAN CRAWL INTO BED.... HE HEARD A KNOCK ON THE DOOR...
PEPE - hmm... I wonder who it could Be...
PEPE LE PEW TRUDGED TOWARDS THE DOOR, He answered the door. There he saw a Tall Lanky Moose with Brown Fur, yellow Antlers, and wears White Gloves on his hands.
BULLWINKLE - Hiya, Pep. How's it Going?
PEPE - Sacre Bleu, Bullwinkle? is Zat You?
BULLWINKLE - YEP. IT'S ME... BULLWINKLE J. MOOSE, YOUR NEIGHBOR.
PEPE - (sighs) What brings you here?
BULLWINKLE - Well, Pep, I decided to Move out of Frostbite Falls Minnesota, In Fact, It's Getting Tiresome, So I decided to Move to France and Rent the Apartment Here.
PEPE - I See.
BULLWINKLE - By the Way, Pep... How's Your Date?
PEPE - I do NOT have any Date.
BULLWINKLE - NO Date? Why Not?
PEPE - Well... I gave zem up a long time ago. so I can focus on ze Poem.
BULLWINKLE - Poem? I Like Poems! you need help with the Poem?
PEPE - NO, I prefer to write zem Myself.
BULLWINKLE - OKAY, Pep, Let me know if you change your Mind. I'll be waiting for you to Say Yes. so No Hurries. (he looked at Pepe Le Pew) Gee, Pep, You Don't Look so Good, What happened.
PEPE - (SIGHS) It was ze Long Story... I tried to zink of ze Poem.... But I could not. I even tried pacing back and Forth, But I could not zink of ze POEM... I tried to Stand on my Head, But I could not zink of ze POEM... I even Poured Water of my Head, But I could NOT Zink of ze POEM.... I Even banged my Head against ze Wall, But I could Not Zink of ze Poem.
BULLWINKLE - Wait... that reminds me of the Story of Frog and Toad by Arnold Lobel... Let me Tell you a Story.
PEPE - Well, If You Know ze Story... Zen Come on in and Tell me...
SO BULLWINKLE BRUSHED HIS FEET ON THE DOORMAT BEFORE ENTERING PEPE'S APARTMENT. PEPE LE PEW CRAWLED INTO BED. BULLWINKLE SAT DOWN ON THE STOOL NEXT TO PEPE.
BULLWINKLE - Alright, Pep. I'm going to tell you a Story.
PEPE - Ah, It is Fascinating, Non?
BULLWINKLE - (CLEARS HIS THROATS AS HE TOLD THE STORY) "Once upon a Time, There were Two Good Friends, A FROG AND A TOAD. One day, the frog was NOT feeling Well, he asked his friend, the Toad, to tell him a Story. The Toad Agreed. The Toad tries to think for a long time... But he Couldn't think of the Story. he walked back and forth on the porch, but he couldn't think of the story. He stood on his head, but he couldn't think of the story. he poured water over his head, but he couldn't think of the story. he banged his head against the wall, but he still could not think of the story. and the Toad was exhausted. but the Frog felt better. so the Frog got up... and told him the Story. The END". (he closed the Book) How was that, Pep? PEP?
BUT PEPE LE PEW DID NOT ANSWER, HE HAS FALLEN ASLEEP.
BULLWINKLE - (CHUCKLES SOFTLY) Good night, PEP. I'll see you Tomorrow.
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