I finally got one!
My amazing wife picked me up a cup earlier this week, and I just knew I had to drink it all, or go down trying
Did I make it?
Why'm I covered in purple

Was tasty though. But doesn't top Strawberry or chocolate (when it doesn't taste of banana) though

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Voice is mine. I'd hire someone if I could
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Dirt Shovel on Coffin, From YouTube Audio Library
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slurp 92857, by freesound_community, from Pixabay

This video is also on Youtube :3
I'm so close to 1000 views on it