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I dreamed an entire island got enslaved by aliens and forced into a gladiatorial death game for their freedom, with a twist: None of the participants would be able to truly die, if they got killed, they would be brought back to life by advanced ayy tech. For the most part of the dream I got to follow some poor kid that was handed a plunger by the aliens as a joke. The kid didn't actual do half bad, he managed to slay a gang of aggressive chickens with the plunger... Sadly, he got ripped to shreds when he had to fight another villager that got infected with a vampire virus by the aliens. The kid kept getting revived, every time with a limb or organ replaced with some mechanical parts, until eventually he died enough times to have his entire body turned fuly robotic. This ended up being a hidden blessing, since his new mechanic upgrades turned him into the perfect killing machine and by the end, the kid ended up creating such a spectacle of gore that the aliens ended up granting him freedom. Everyone else was forced to fight, die and be revived only to die again for decades.
A mood whiplash from the last dream, last night I dreamed I was going for a walk through the village and the place seems everyone else was wearing some sort of custome.
I passed by some furry chick with a Toriel head and the armor of Solaire of Astoras on my way to the park. There was another dude dressed like a pimp with batman's mask. I had an interaction with a nice towering, pale lady. No idea what she was dressed as but she had a black dress and a funny hat that looked like a caldrun, sadly I can't remember what we chated about.
Dreamed I was at the vet with my bud watching mma fights between world leaders and pro wrestlers. Apparently the only rule was that each would have to be dressed like an asshole to fight.
I'm sure you're asking how did Trump fair against the Undertaker who was in a old timey swimming suit with a paper crown. Not great, that's the thing about wrestlers, isn't? Wrestling is fake but their muscles are real.
So friend reminds me we gotta go check on some old lady's cats, by the way we pass by some homeless dude inside an old abandoned garage staring at us.
We got to the house and the woman had a colony of malformed spider cats, looked like something out of an early AI image. One of the little bastards crawled over my keg and but I managed to catch it for the vaccine.
We passed by the old garage again and the homeless dude was dragging a kids corpse inside, the kid seemed like to have had his chest open and heart removed. My friend told me he was a satanist and that we had to report him to the church, so we did, we went to the church near my house and told one of the priests what had happened. The priest assured us a task force had been sent to deal with the satanic hobo and that he would burn at the stake for his crimes.
I went back home after that, getting out of the church I noticed there was a white cat in a jester outfit dancing and praying on top of the bell tower. He said he wanted to meet God and the night sky started to shine like it was a sunny day, beams of like and cherubs came down from the sky alongside a large, golden, two-haded eagle who took a dice in the car with its claws, disembowling him and ripping off limbs.
"Thou shall not use the Lord's name in vain"
I got home and found it was turned into an orphanage with a few orphans and nuns.
Some cat passed by one of the kids and she told the nuns that she wanted to see the kitty again. The lights went out and on again, this time the cat laid dead in the middle of a theater stage
The little girl started to cry and suddenly the cat lifted his head and started to grin at her, letting out a laugh while church organ music played. The girl ran away and the cat started to float after her, screaming everyone she loves would end up dying like her parents did.
Enough of that shit so I went for a walk in the village that was now covered in snow.
I saw a naked elf sitting near the well, freezing. I approached him to talk but all he did was scream for his eyes back, they had been gouged out
I dreamed my house was infested with snake salesmen. Not people selling snakes or snake oil... Actual snakes trying to sell us shit. I remember laying on the couch and one of this slithering fuckers came up to my face asking if I would be intested in french fries. I remember whacking it with a fly swatter.
Last night I dreamed men in black robes inside a dungeon were forced to walk over a "Purity Grinder". Should their soul be pure, the grinder would not harm them and they would be free to cross it, but if they were evil, the grinder on the floor would swallow them, grinding now only their bodies but also their evil, purifying their souls to be reborn into a better person.