Ernie Scudder is the little red creature with blue eyes that I post most often. He’s 25-35 throughout the story. She uses she/he pronouns and gets emotional easily and is constantly scared of being an attacker or predatory, which often leads her to unsafe situations or decisions. He likes savouries, getting money, and hurting people.

Robbie Chambon is the big gray old dude. He is 53-63 through the story. He is a tory politician who believes strongly in paternalism in all things. His foreign policy has been wildly criticized: despite his weird obsession with the country Ernie is from, Southern Cross Bookbook, he still tends to believe he knows better than anyone that lives there. He is romantically involved with Ernie throughout the story, in a pretty sucky and offputting way. He likes grousehunting, romance, and astronomy.

Victoria ‘Shelley’ Chambon is the fat, pinkish brown woman. She is 37-47 through the story. She is a Classical Liberal. She prioritizes her children and is furious and scared when her husband comes home with Ernie. This isn’t necessarily due to romance: rather it is the objection to not consulting her prior, as she wants to screen the people her husband takes to their home. She likes to think of herself as logical and reasonable, and perhaps even innocent. Sometimes this is true. Othertimes it only serves to make things more complicated. She likes foxhunting, swimming, and politically debating her husband.

Alfred is the yellowish-green with brown hair person. He uses he/him, though his gender is up to interpretation. He is an anarcho syndicalist and determined to kill Robbie and the rest of his proxy-english government. He is a religious figure in slookbook, known as the ‘Serpentblessed’.