Ah, you know my wife she just loves TV Time y'know shes a real big fan of that Mr. Ant Tenna fellow, great guy. uh.. But I noticed that hes always talking to Mike. Now, we never actually get to see Mike on the show but Mr. Tenna seems to really like the guy- always having him help out. So you can understand how exciting it was to finally get to meet you.
Ah.. but anyway I'll be out of your hair now. Sorry for taking you away from your duties. Oh! Just one more thing... about your form... I just happened to have noticed that you seem to be made of styrofoam and yarn. Now, I've never spent time in the darkworld until today, but I do find it interesting how drastically your appearance seems to shift... isn't that funny...

im no good at character impressions so please be nice about my columbo LOL
idk why i put so much effort into this but i love mike and columbo lots so maybe thats why LOL
this is specifically referencing when columbo is talking to the murderer in murder by the book at that end for no reason other than it was the first photo i liked on google that could work LOL