I made too many stupid decisions while working on this to the point that I said (to more than one person) that I wouldn't post this even if I did end up finishing it, but it turns out, if there's even a single constant in my life, it's that I'm too spiteful to actually give up. I saved it as much as I could and it drove me nuts, and now I don't want to look at it anymore. This victory brought me neither joy nor honor.