No, this doesn't exist, but, if video game voice acting legend Charles Martinet, who served as the voice of Nintendo's famous plumbers Mario and Luigi for 32 years before he (probably?) had a voice in naming Kevin Afghani (who, despite his surname, actually looks like a live action Mario brother) as a worthy successor, wrote a book, he'd probably give it a title like this.

And I would buy a copy for all my friends if I could. After all, he's basically the Mister Rogers of the VO world. :)

Charles Martinet belongs to himself. Woohoo!