I say strange because of the fact that in my dream I had kids. My two children were two girls, but they looked like boys due to the haircuts they had. It's not the idea of me being a good/bad father, it's the idea of me wondering if I can be one. I am incapable of being a father, so if a child calls me 'dad', or other terms, then I'd be fearful.

I just ask one thing - Is there really an adult human female creature out there who would see me and says, "oh boy, I like that."??

It would be very funny. Is being a mom or dad really that cool?

As I said, only in my dreams.