An oldie but goodie~
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what if I was a deserter pilot and you were an asshole merc who bullied me into giving you a ride and now after multiple near-death experiences and saving each other I’ve lost my plane and all my stuff with it, but if I don’t get the freaking stubble off of my face I’ll go insane so you offer to shave me with your pocket knife and some soap flowers and that’s how I agreed to let you get a sharp blade this close to my throat–

AND WE WERE BOTH GIRLS

(their names are Skye and Jane respectively, both she/her)