probably an ancient template by now i just stole some random thing i found cause i’m bored

1. Last beverage: does a microscopic sip of water count

2. Last phone call: i dunno

3. Last text message: dont know

4. Last song you listened to: i actually haven’t listened to music in over a week. sad i know… i forgot. but probably something by sword

5. Last time you cried: just an hour ago actually. ironically this is pretty rare

6. Dated someone twice: no?

7. Been cheated on: no

8. Kissed someone & regretted it: no

9. Lost someone special: my dog?

10. Been depressed: none of your beeswax

11. Been sillay? NO. I’M STONE COLD EVIL

LIST THREE FAVORITE COLORS:

12. green of all shades

13. red

14. idk all of them

THIS YEAR HAVE YOU:

15. Made a new friend: no

16. Fallen out of love: no?

17. Laughed until you cried: probably

18. Met someone who changed you: idk

19. Found out who your true friends were: i dont think so

20. Found out someone was talking about you: in what way? idk?

21. Kissed anyone on your friend's list: NOBODY on my friend list (i just joined i dont know how to find people)

22. How many people on your friends list do you know: 0

23. How many kids do you want: why

24. Do you have any pets: duppy pog

25. Do you want to change your name: my birth name yes. the name i otherwise go by i dont think so

26. What did you do for your last birthday: nothing

27. What time did you wake up today: 10 something

28. What were you doing at midnight last night: sleeping

29. Name something you CANNOT wait for: idk

30. Last time you saw your mother: like an hour ago

31. What are some things you wish you could change about your life: play more guitar

32. What are you listening to right now: “dark noise”

33. Have you ever talked to a person named Tom: my uncle is named tom

34. Who's getting on your nerves right now: you

35. Most visited webpage: probably toyhouse, wikipedia or inaturalist

36. Whats your real name: poop asteroid (this was in my predictive text)

37. Nicknames: poop asteroid

38. Relationship Status: ?

39. Zodiac sign: crapricorn

40. Gender: female

41. Primary School: primary school

42. Secondary School: primary school

43. College: college

44. Hair Color: blonde

45. Long or short hair: long. too long. i think i need a haircut

46. Height: idk. somewhere in the middle

47. Do you have a crush on someone: poop

48: What do you like about yourself: my red blood cells

49. Piercings: tiny ones on my ears i was forced to get as a 3 year old

50. Tattoos: no

51. Righty or lefty: right

FIRSTS :

52. First surgery: is a tooth extraction surgery

53. First piercing: ears

54. First best friend: no one

55. First sport you joined: none

56. First vacation: my house

57. First date: the day the universe was invented

RIGHT NOW:

59. Eating: air

60. Drinking: air

61. I'm about to: ok

62. Listening to: i already answered this

63. Waiting for: the night to end

YOUR FUTURE :

64. Want kids: maybe

65. Get married: maybe

66. Career: idk anymore

WHICH IS BETTER IN A GUY:

67. Lips or eyes: what

68. Hugs or kisses: i dont care

69. Shorter or taller: as tall as the sun

70. Older or Younger: as old as god

71. Romantic or spontaneous: my back hurts

72. Nice stomach or nice arms: i love when a guy has a beautiful digestive system…

73. Sensitive or loud: shut the fuck up dont speak ever

74. Hook-up or relationship: hi

WHICH IS BETTER IN A GIRL:

67. Lips or eyes: hi

68. Hugs or kisses: hi

69. Shorter or taller: hi

70. Older or Younger: hi

71. Romantic or spontaneous: hi

72. Nice stomach or nice arms: why do you have arms

73. Sensitive or loud: arms

74. Hook-up or relationship: arms

HAVE YOU EVER :

76. Kissed a stranger: no

77. Drank hard liquor: like one sip by accident maybe

78. Lost glasses/contacts: i lose my glasses often

79. Broken someone's heart: idk

80. Been arrested: no

81. Turned someone down: yeah

82. Cried when someone died: my dog

83. Fallen for a friend: i guess

DO YOU BELIEVE IN:

86. Yourself: no i’m not real

87. Miracles: idk

88. Love at first sight: idk idc

89. Heaven: in some way maybe idk

90. Santa Claus: he’s 57% real he told me this

91. Kiss on the first date: what do you mean do i believe in this

92. Angels: not really idk

ANSWER TRUTHFULLY:

94. Had more than 1 girlfriend/boyfriend at a time: no

95. Did you sing today: no

96. Ever cheated on somebody: no

97. If you could go back in time, how far would you go: whenever extinct animals were alive so i could see what they looked like

98. The moment you would choose to relive: the universe’s birth

99. Are you afraid of falling in love: i’m afraid of SCARY GHOSTS!!!! AHHH!!!!!

100. Are you afraid of posting this as 100 truths: i’m absolutely terrified i am chattering my teeth and biting my nails which is why i am going to post it