Like, same Val. Birds are bastards but at least they are honest bastards, most of the time anyway. A bird commits tax fraud not out of greed but for mere love of the game.

Anyway, she's the second of the three love interests in the Mystery-Romance game Memoir Of The Lost and I adore her. She's... probably my favorite love interest? Like unironically? Which is wild because Quinn (who will be posted shortly, look out for that) is one of her main rivals.

Maybe it's because I, much like our protagonist Jem, am a pansexual disaster and Val is a very pretty lady with a very pretty smile and a love for both the violin and b i r d s. Birds are so neat man. Small birds, big birds, medium sized birds, birds who crime and birds whom do not.

Random question: How many crows do you think it would take to overthrow a government? (no government in particular, just one of em)