Quick! Between the three of these villains from my future comic Main Character Syndrome, which one do you think is most likely to be plotting a murder? Right now, anyway. They've all done it at some point but, you know, which do you think is the most bloodthirsty?

If you've fallen for the propaganda, you got that one wrong. Though Zoryana (right) and Curtano (left) have killer resting bitch face, both are rather preoccupied at this time. The answer, by order of elimination, is then Fifi! (center).

Fifi actually has the highest kill count of these three (counting direct bloodshed, because other wise Curtano's technically-not-a-cult would put him waaaay in the lead).

The fact she is so cute and so deadly is a direct result of my fixation on tiny but murderous characters, like Kirby! There's something delightful of a 4'8 queen up to her neck in blood that I can't resist <3