Sometimes you have to label your idiots so other people know to look out for them. Really, Jem should be walking around with a babysitter at all times, he's done a lot of dumb shit.

A few examples:

• Once climbed a flagpole because he felt like it, was stuck up there for three hours because he couldn't get back down.
• Clogged a lawnmower and decided to fix it by reaching his hand in and doing it manually, somehow did not lose a hand. Jury's still out on if that was divine intervention.
• Gets into regular fights with birds, supposedly a part of a drawn out war on all of bird kind.
• Has not won a singular one of those fights.
• There is one exception to the bird war. It's a dove that flew into his window had got stuck. He named it Jermaine (Jerry for short) and refuses to let it leave.
• Did a backflip from the second story of a motel into a pool, missed the concrete edge by about two inches. Again, might have been divine intervention there, this guy should be dead by now.
• When cleaning out a fish tank, got the hose stuck around it. Tried to free the hose by tugging, hard, and shattered it.
• Did the fish tank thing four times.
• Got fired from the fish store.
• Ate a lit match because he thought it would be spicy.
• And more!

Listen, he might be stupid but he's cute about it. He's just a dumb little guy. Just a little man. Look at him go.