That's what happens when you fall into the same fountain four times in less than fifteen minutes. In an effort to save him from any more damage, whether to himself or general collateral, Jem will no longer be allowed to walk on his own for the foreseeable future.

If you listen to Jem, he'll tell you it's the heels to blame. Allegedly, the Weaver (aka, the eldritch creature kinda holding the universe hostage) is obsessed with putting him in heels so Jem can't be held responsible when he nearly cracks his skull open for the seventeenth time today.

What's the truth? Well, the Weaver is picking out his clothes and Jem does think heels are a death trap and can't figure out why anyone would want to wear them.

Not that that helps his case. Like, just take off the heels? Though that does mean walking around barefoot- which would likely be safer for Jem to do anyway given his... clumsiness.

On the other hand, he's getting carried around by Quinn and Zoryana so I think he's winning.