Let me tell you a story. The year was 1998. Half Life just came out, and Ry personally invited me over to play the hot new game. As he booted the game up, he suddenly fell to the floor in pain. It turns out that after eating Br*tish "food" for so long, it began to attack his organs and he only has so long to live. With only so much time left, he told me some secrets about Sheezy.Art that nobody else knew.

A Collection of Succulent Sheezy Secrets Ry Told Me When Fighting British "Food"

• In the original SheezyArt.Com, there used to be a feature where you were able to upload art to the website. It was an extremely popular feature that set the website apart from its competitors: deviantArt, Toyhouse, FurAffinity, and 4chan. However, it was later removed in 2010 when people were uploading pictures of their feet instead of art. This contributed to the closure of the original website, along with various hit and run incidents involving the servers.
• Did you know there used to be a much better layout in 2021, before the site shut down after being arrested for underage drinking and underage driving? With the help of modern technology, we can finally see what the original layout looked like before the shutdown! If you go to artfight (dot) net, you can see a digitally recreated archive of the original objectively better layout, with a long lost feature to get into yearly gang wars between members of the site on who can draw OCs the most.
• Sheezy used to have another file format outside of images, PSD, 2000s Newground Flash Games, and MP3/4s. Back then, you were allowed to upload your compiled Source maps (BSP) to Sheezy for others to play. It was shortly removed after some genius uploaded the entirety of the infamous L4D2 campaign, Glubtastic to Sheezy, causing a large controversy and a street fight between the mods and the original uploader.
• The new mascot of Sheezy.Art was originally going to be Ry himself, but after a 4 month long duel, Sheemz was declared the new mascot of Sheezy.Art, replacing Dante, who retired from the original SheezyArt.Com to star in the hit poem: Dante's Inferno starring Dante as Dante.
• Sheezy was originally going to be called Gnomeberg, with Sheezy being the April Fools name, much to the dismay of one of the admins, DaxDoodles. This caused a split within the team between which name to go with, and eventually it was decisively decided that the official name be Sheezy.Art, instead of Gnomeberg.Art. The climax of the debate was actually recorded by one of the staff members and uploaded as what became famously known as "Door Stuck". Due to the request of the team, the identities of all individuals involved were digitally altered to respect their privacy.
• There is a critical file in Sheezy's codebase that if removed, the site would become completely unusable and result in an eternal credit card screen. Today, I managed to get into the codebase and retrieved the image for myself. Here is the image:
  
• If you scream "Gnome Yaoi" in the mirror at 3am 3 times, a scary creature called "your dad" will kill you, and you will wake up in a mysterious place called the streets.
• Bready, one of the site's helpers, was originally going to be part of the admin team. However, after an incident involving one of the admin's pet rabbit, a porcelain gnome, and 5 bricks of crack, he was denied the position and had to settle for Helper.
• The admin election process initially involved eating British "food" for a week, but after 12 illnesses and one death, it was altered to remove the Bri*ish "food" requirement.
• Sheezy.Art was originally going to have a collaboration with BlueSky, but after the founder of BSky left a mean comment on Ry's profile, it was later scrapped. In a similar vein, deviantArt and Sheezy.Art was going to have a collaboration, but after the Eclipse incident, and Wix leaving a mean comment on Ry's profile, it was scrapped as well. The remains of this collab can be seen as a Subscriber Only theme named Matcha.
• The reason why the site's main color is blue, is because if the site was literally any other color, then the website would become unusable.
• There was originally going to be a pizza delivery service for Sheezy.Art in 2021, but after many incidents of people abusing this feature to send crappy pizza to other users, it was scrapped.

These were all the facts Ry told me before being driven to the ambulance. Thankfully he recovered after 6 years of agonizing pain and can go back to working on the site, but this means he won't be telling me any more secrets.